Hey everybody! all the qoutes in here so funny
but i would like to add some
Paige: "No, I'm not scared, ok maybe a little".
Paige: "Is there something that we should know?, that we don't know, you know?"
Piper about Leo: "Why do you think he didnt want to go with me? You think he's seeing someone else?"
Paige: "If he looks like a demon, and walks like a demon..."
Piper to wizard: "Ok, u need to stand still, or else you go poof like your friend over there"
Phoebe: "You're lying, i can see your wisdomteeth."
Paige: "I don't have wisdom teeth. "
Wizard: "Please, Merlin was a hack. Tell me he isnt the only wizard you'd ever hearf of?"
Paige: "Well does Harry Potter count?"
Piper: "I can't belive we let that slimy lord of the rings wannabe use us!" (dont know if correct ^)
Paige: "alright,you wanna puch her or should I?"
Piper: "Eeeeh, Phoebe you're evil, you're like the queen of all evil, litterally.
Cole: "If you wanna kill yur boss, we have people who can do it for u"
Phoebe: "Hotflash, a really hot hot hot flash!"
Piper:"I dont know, don't panic, we'll rap up here and we can go home and panic"
Phoebe: "Ok, can we not say breed, I'm not a horse."
Piper: "You, you got enough ear to make another batch of that potion?"
Piper: "And i will hit the book and see how to deal with demonic featuses".
Paige:"So, what was your plan, set Phoebe in this cage and fatten her up 'til she gives birth?"
Leo"*something something*, u didnt feel her power"
Piper to Leo about him kissing the Siren:"looked to me that you felt a bit more than her power."
Piper:"We were communicating, we were just communicating a bit loudly."
Piper:" Knocking, ok, I'm hearing knocking."
Phoebe: "we all do honey."
Cole:"wait, are you pregnant?"
Piper: "Well i was, but abviously Leo is now"
Leo: "Are your boobs always this sour?"
Phoebe 2 Leo: "so you ready to kick some demon ass?, sis"
Piper: "Wow, was that french?"
Phoebe: " We harken yee? What are we trying to summon leprechauns her?"
Leo: "I don't know what's wrong with me"
Paige:"Dude, its the crying thing."
Piper to Leo: "Voulez vouv coucher avec moi?"
Phoebe: "since when do sourceres have cellphones?"
Doris- the Demon wife of Victor: (alone with piper) "and he's the most exiting lover, he can go on all night"
Piper: "I maybe stuck in bed, but I'm not stuck on stupid!"
Piper to Leo:" I see, I am not going to be upset about this, I am just going to blow you into pieces."
Piper:" honey, if you love me, you will send this crazy bastard to hell"
Piper: "dad, i'm sorry about your demonwife"
Phoebe about Leo:" he's like the big brother that i never wanted" (old eppy)
Darryl: "tell me again that i am not hunting after a demonic son of a bitch"
Piper: "My baby is a magical good?!?!"
Paige abot wyatt:"is that he's new name? Mushefaced Halliwell?"
Piper: "oh, great, solve the problems of the world while doing jellowshots"
The seer: "I cant belive I slept with that guy!"
Prue: "Nice orbs" (when she saw Leo's *u know*)
Paige:"get out'a here, get out with your raising hormones"
Piper: "you are not writing a letter to 'ask Phoebe' about my breast!"
Phoebe: "So they conjured a sex-object?
Piper: "See what i mean?, we have bigger breasts to worrie about"
Leslie:"No, I like breast"
Piper: "Woman, keep your clothes on, this is a family show, really"
Phoebe: " Wait a minut, you just said something."
Paige: "I did? was it smart?"
Phoebe to Wyatt: "And uh, non of that toxic poop."
Piper: Paige, do not talk about testical orbing in front of the child"
Piper 2 paige: "Do not go into that house, did u here me?!!?. I said do not go in!" (it sounded funny when piper said it)
Phoebe: "you're gonna throw that glass at me arent u?"
Phoebe: "yey u! God i miss sex!"
Phoebe:"Wow check out the size of those.... oracels balls"
Dwarf: "He's the leprechaun, I'm one of the seven dwarfs, try to keep it straight please."
Chris: "What the hell is this? Goddess gone wild?"
Piper:"its not nice to piss off mother nature!"
I have alot more but i got tired of writing. Hope u liked them.
A.J.